So true story from today. I went to lunch with my boss today, we went to Wendy’s. Fast-Forward to around 4:45 PM. 15 minutes left in the work day and I’m sitting at the help desk bored out of my gord. When all of a sudden I get the feeling that says, “Oh man, I gotta take a major shit.” I tell myself I’ll just wait 15 min and go back in the office when I leave the Help Desk. 5 minutes go by and I realize, “Yeah I’m not gonna make it back to the office.” Its 4:50 PM now, I get up and walk to the bathroom making sure to walk by the Library Staff so they see that I’m going to the bathroom so they don’t lock me in there when they close in 10 minutes. I walk by, make eye contact with them, they see me, and I walk into the bathroom. At this point I pop a squat and get ready to drop some heat. As I am doing so I take out my Treo and start playing some solitare but not before I check the time, 4:52 PM. I have 8 minutes, plenty of duce dropping time. 4:57 PM rolls around and I’m ready to pack it in. I start to begin my “exit routine” when all of a sudden…CLICK…lights are out in the bathroom, I’m talking PITCH BLACK. I think Vin Diesel was even in there with me. Anyway I yell, “HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” no one heard me. So I finish my business in pitch blackness, start cleaning up, and use the light of my cell phone to find my way out of the bathroom. I get out into the lobby of the library to see the entire library staff about to leave and I yell, “THANKS A LOT FOR LEAVING ME IN THE BATHROOM IN THE DARK!” They all laughed. I told them I would remember this day and would get them back…

MUHAHAHAHHAHHAHA…

Major MAJOR Announcement Coming sometime this weekend. Some of you know; some of you don’t…

Till next time… “Total Eclipse of the Hearttttttttt…”

Today at 5PM Rider University’s 2005 Fall semester came to a close and as you can see I am pretty happy about that…

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Till next time… “Straight to her heart…”

The semester is almost over and that means kids are already starting to leave for home. That means no one calls the help desk. I’m here 6 hours a day with no one to talk to! ARGHHHHH…

Word on the street is that our Economics Final got a crazy curve. Here is hoping for a B this semester…

Till next time… “[Silence]“

I wanted to share this story with you from this week’s issue of the Rider News. This is taken from this week’s security briefs:

A wild and drunken chase on and off campus ended in arrest for one unlucky male visitor on Friday, Oct. 21. While on routine patrol at 12:47 a.m. on South Drive near the Bart Luedeke parking lot, a Public Safety officer observed a man bleeding from the bridge of his noise. When approached by the officer, the suspect ran through the creek and into the woods toward the White Pine Apartments. The suspect then broke into an apartment through an unlocked kitchen door and attempted to put a Tupperware container into a blender. The resident called Lawrenceville Police Department the victim was arrested for trespassing and underaged drinking. A Persona Non Grata (PNG) has been issued to the visitor by Public Safety.

Source: The Rider News

Halloween is this weekend. Be safe everyone…

Till next time… “Candy Apples & Razor Blades…”