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From: Sean
Date: Jan 28, 2004 02:05 PM

You are friends with David “Turbo” Ullman. I am the great SeanPiotrowski. net . Invite you to become my myspace friend so we may share fond memories of david and his cute bottom.

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From: Lauren
Date: Jan 28, 2004 02:43 PM

Ah, Dave. Yes, I am friends with him. He lives right next door to me and he certainly does have a cute bottom. How did you know we were friends?? He’s in love with me, isn’t he? Talks about me all the time I’m sure. Obviously, I’m joking.

Well, nice being your new myspace friend, Sean. Let the memory sharing begin.

Lauren.

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The third piece of the SeanPiotrowski Underage Female Sandwhich. The other piece being Hilary Duff…Another week goes by with out a SeanPiotrowski post. Its getting to be that time of year folks where I experience the overload of school work and other crap that professor’s and such throw at you at the end of the year…
End of the Year Checklist:
[ ] - 20 Page Dr. Wallace Paper on the Electronic Software Association
[ ] - P and O Final
[ ] - International Mgt. Final
[ ] - 10 minute Presentation for my Wallace Paper
[ ] - Graduate

Thats all that stands between me and my Faux-Graduation, remember I still have that summer class to complete…

So Friday night I went to a REAL club for the first time. It was this place called Transit in Philly. John Sarin said to me when he found out I was going there many things that scared me, “Transit on a Friday?! Oh man you’re in for it. I think thats gay night or something…” Well low down was that it was this party they have everyonce and a while called, Making Time. How it was explained to me was like it was an indie rock night at this place. I was reluctant to go and I expected to have a miserable time. Alas upon arrival I discovered the people at this club were not your typical club people, they were people like me, fashion wise at least. They were like Punky, Emo, Volcom-ey people. So that made me feel better. Then we went to the first floor they were playing First Wave music. I thought to myself thats a good sign. The middle floor was like Dancey Alt. Rock music and the top floor was like Emo music. We stayed on the middle floor the entire night. The place was an old bank and was really big and cool inside. We stayed until like 3 AM. We all had fun and I have never had that much fun out or expected to have that much fun out in my entire life…

I have to work on my presentation now…

Till next time…”They shootin’ made you look…”

Nerf Gun madness has swept 404…So I survived SeanPiotrowski: Under the Knife 2004. My morning started with me getting forced to wear a hospital gown and socks and nothing on TV except Regis and Kelly Live. After sitting in bed for about a good hour while my parents read their magazines my nurse, Mark, proceeded to give me IVs. The first time he couldn’t get it in so he had to hit me up in the arm rather then the hand. That was painful and fun. After that I was wheeled to the “holding” area which is more or less like an on deck circle for surgery. I then met 4 different people who asked me all of the same questions. The lady who works in the holding area was this stereotypical black lady who was very friendly. We watched the Ellen Degenerious show together and talked about crap. Then I was wheeled into the OR. I had to switch from the hospital bed to the OR table. That was a lot of fun. By this point I had been asked 40,000 times if I wanted a hot blanket and had received about 5 by this time. Dr. Giri (My ear specialist) came in and talked to me about Mosh Pits and Hardcore Dancing for apparently he is an expert on the subject. Then the anesthesia guy came in and gave me the anesthesia. I felt good for like 45 seconds and then I died. Next thing I know I wake up in a recovery room in a hospital bed. I just now realized this. How did I get from the OR table into a bed if I was completely out? I am afraid to find the answer. When I awoke in the recovery room I was insane. I vaguely remember babbling about drinking too much Jagermiester and how I was sorry. The recovery room nurse, who looked like Larry David’s wife on Curb, seemed annoyed with me at this point. She then switched assignments with the gay nurse. I then started to annoy him about my blood pressure and how he had to tell my mom what it was. (My mom thinks because my Blood Pressure was high for my pre-admission testing that I am going to die) Apparently they did tell her cause my mom told me they told her. After about 20 minutes in the recovery room I was getting bored. The gay nurse asked me if I was having fun yet. I told him that I was bored and wanted to see my parents. He said I could leave soon and that I had to hang out a little while longer. After that I got wheeled back to my room and Mom and Dad were there. Mark then brought me Corn Flakes, Milk, Jello, a roll, and black coffee. In order to leave same day surgery you have to Pee before they let you leave. I was aware of this before I even got there so I was ready for this. You see when I was sitting there watching Regis and Kelly I felt the small urge to pee. I decided to store it for after the surgery. Sure enough when they wheeled me back to my room and Mark said, “Do you think you can urinate for us yet?” I said, “Hell yea. I’m ready to go.” My mom thought I should eat and then go. So I did. I got dressed, Peed, and then got to walk outside. Apparently they broke a rule for me, you’re supposed to leave a hospital in a wheel chair and you’re not allowed to walk. But it worked. My mom then brought me to Wendy’s for a #6 and then we went to Toys R Us. I saw Nerf guns which I bought the next day. Back at home I popped on my Star Trek 6 bonus features DVD and passed out to the sweet sounds of William Shatner. I woke up at around 5 PM feeling alright and ready to go back to Trenton…

Before I could leave I had to take a shower. For this I got to put in my new EAR PLUGS! You see I can’t get water in my ears because it’ll cause an instant infection. So I get to wear these cool ear plugs that are really balls of silicone. So I took a shower and rolled back to Trenton…

Everyone then met up with me at 404 and we all went to see Kill Bill Vol. 2. While talking in my room with everyone John Sarin yelled, “WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU TODAY MAKE YOU TALK LOUDER?!” Apparently I was talking a lot louder then I usually talk. We rolled 7 deep to the movies and enjoyed ourselves. Then went to Fridays where I was in rare form. It was like I was drunk or something but I wasn’t. I also laced into our waiter real bad too. He sucked. At one point he tried being a smart ass with me to which I replied, “Keep it up pal. Every time you’re a smart ass that’s one percent off your tip and I’m keeping track…” He then ran away like a wounded fawn. I also saw Dana, President of the College Democrats, at Fridays she came up to me and asked me about my ears. After eating we paid and I gave only 15% tip and we left…

Kill Bill 2 was great. It took me two viewings to be able to figure out how I felt about the movie as a whole (1 and 2 together) but now I am confident in my feelings that it is a fabulous movie. Go see it if you have not…

I am going to go. The Sopranos are on soon…

Till next time…”I’m still in love and I’m still in loveeeeeee…”

Today I received my first 404 award…So today John Sarin says to me, “I’m hungry what you want to eat for dinner?” So we mosey on down to the kitchen to check what is in the freezer. When low and behold what do I see on the Freezer Door? A 404 Award. First a little history about 404 Awards: The 404 Awards were started back when we first moved in and each week we’d award one of our housemates a 404 award for doing something completely mind blowing. Previous winners include Frank for being a Wingman one night for John. John had gotten one or two for some things I can’t remember. I think Boozy has one. The Spring semester started and the 404 awards kind of fell by the wayside. BUT Today I saw the first one of the Spring semester and as you can see I was awarded for my decision to completely clean the entire kitchen Wednesday due to its disgustingness. So apparently the award has been up since Saturday but I haven’t really spent any time in the kitchen until today so I didn’t notice it. I’d like to thank my 404-mates for bestowing this honor upon me and I look foward to the next 404 award…

Today I got my P&O test back and I got an 81. That made me really happy because I was one of 6 B’s in the class and 4 A’s. Everyone else got lower. Then I did my Average for the class, I have an A- average. I, SeanRobertPiotrowski, have an A- in the hardest class at Rider University. Not to mention its a Math class which is something that I don’t even grasp. With only 1 HW left and a final I hope to secure my first A in a math class ever…

Kill Bill Vol. 2 Friday. SeanPiotrowski.net has organized a trip Friday evening and so far we have 6 people on board. If you’d like to join us please get in contact with me…

Count down till SeanPiotrowski: Under the Knife 2004 is 2 days…

Till next time…”Don’t go away say what you say…”

I hate Chris Klein even more now…So Friday was a trial run for our big BBQ this Friday. Everything went off without a hitch and it was a big success. Also with 6 hours behind the grill I was able to hone my grilling skills. Making “AMAZING” Chicken Burgers and Cheeseburgers, word spread about their amazingness and people want to eat my “Amazingness”. If I ever opened a Food Eatery I’d call it “SeanPiotrowski’s Grilled Amazingness“…

Saturday I drove BY MYSELF to 1985’s in NYC. I was a pro at it. Fuckin’ ruled the streets of NYC. I rolled into 1985’s dorm and we bullshitted for quite sometime and Mrs. 1985 rolled in. We went and got liquor and then enjoyed a fabulous dinner at the Grand Saloon. After that Me, 1985, and his friend Martin proceeded to drink. I introduced 1985 to Jager-Bombs and we sang various songs including: Cry Me a River, Easy Lover, and Can You Feel the Love Tonight by Elton John; just to name a few. After all of that we went to a party for Mr. and Mrs. 1985’s friend Kristen’s 21st birthday. I almost got killed by a Left-Wing Extremist named Dan for just admitting I was a Republican. But I stood my ground, tried to have an intellegent political conversation, but the kid just made an ass of himself and left. People came up to me and said they were amazed at how well I handled the kids hostility and commended me for my actions. We left after that and went to the diner because we were starving. We ate lots of food and some how talked about Hashish Browns. I paid for our late night snack and we went back to the dorm and hit the hay. The next morning we got lunch and went to Virgin MegaStore and I headed back all by myself and made it home…

So I have now been without cell phone for 3 days. My phone apparently has died. After 6 Tech Support calls, 2 visits to my local Verizon Store, and 1 hour spent at Best Buy I have a new Kyocera 7135 on its way to me in the mail. I did find out though because my phone is a “Mobile Office” phone I get to call a special Tech Support hotline that has Zero waiting. YEAH VERIZON! BOOO TO THE IDIOTS THAT WORK IN THE LAWRENCEVILLE STORE…

While in NYC I found a movie theatre that plays old movies. Today I e-mailed them the following e-mail:
Hello,
Just recently found out about you guys and I cannot wait to check you guys out. I was curious if you had any plans of showing Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo or any other Hitchcock movies any time soon? Any information you can give me would be great.
Thanks,
Sean Piotrowski

Then I got this Response:
Unfortunately, not any time soon. We are planning a Bergman retrospective as well as a retrospective on classic Mexican films.

Can someone please tell me why this lady would think I would give a fuck about classic Mexican films when I was asking about HITCHCOCK?! People please…

Ok I really don’t feel like writing anymore…

Till next time…”Is it worth the Cost?”