You’ve Seen The Commercial Now See The Music Video
February 6, 2007 
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I sat infront of Tony Danza this weekend…
My Impression of Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine…
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A DAY! Today I was delirious all day. It was a combination of a few things: Allegra D, Lack of Sleep, Dissatisfaction with my Job, Tired of people bitching to me about their computer problems, and the final thing WILLIAM HUNG’S CD CAME OUT TODAY! You see my Co-Worker Ryan found a link to the entire album on AOL Music so we all started off listening to the sweet sweet sounds of William singing many hits like: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?, Rocket Man, YMCA, and Hotel California just to name a few. Let me tell you its pure gold. Like Gold Gold Gold Gold. So due to this delirium I was extremely out of it, gitty, goofy, and hilarious. Did I mention I also didn’t give a fuck what happened with Rider IT issues today? Yea I was that too…
Lets talk a second about Michael Jackson. Why? Because Thriller just came on. Who is with me on this thought patter: Michael has to be 100% innocent or the Sickest person ever. I mean when the trial comes out I don’t want to hear like he groped a little boy. I want to hear either its all lies OR that he gave a kid Jesus Juice and tried to eat him while he was still alive while at the same time reading the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe to him. I mean I like Michael. OK he’s crazy and eccentric. I’ll admit that. But God Damn he can sing and dance. They should actually turn his trial into that old show that lasted for like two episodes, Cop Rock. You see Cop Rock was like this, imagine an episode of NYPD Blue and Law and Order rolled into one and add singing, dancing, and complete dance routines. That is how the Jackson trial should be. Just picture it: Michael gets up to testify, the Billie Jean beat kicks in, he does some spinnin, a wooo whoooo is let out, and then he starts singing “Little Billy is not my lover. He’s just a boy who claims that I was the one. But the Kid just wants my money…” then he spins around again and throws his hand in the air. Picture it folks. Pure genius…Allright I’ve wasted enough time. Time to watch a movie…
The Greatest Music Video Ever
April 25, 2006 0 Comments
Now of course I have known about this video for quite some time. However with no photos on the internet and me not being able to find a copy of the video, I’ve never been able to show it to you until now. With cameos from Rick Moranis, Donald Trump, Iman, the Ramones, and Christopher Reeve just to name a few; Bobby Brown’s video for “On Our Own” the break out smash single from the Ghostbusters II soundtrack is my vote for GREATEST music video in the history of the world…
Enjoy…
20,000 hits coming soon…
Till next time… “Don’t know where the cards may fall…”
Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock
March 5, 2006 0 Comments
I heard a song on Sirius this weekend not only did it make me laugh but it was also pretty good. It was by MC Lars. I normally hate him because he sucks but this one new song of his is pretty on point. I have listed the lyrics for you below:
MC Lars – Hot Topic is NOT Punk Rock
(MC Lars is more punk than you)
Go! Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock!)
Guns ‘n Roses watches (Are not punk rock!)
Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not punk rock!)
Rob Zombie lunch boxes (Are not punk rock!)
Slipknot binder paper (Is not punk rock!)
Tinkerbell pillow cases (Are not punk rock!)
Led Zeppelin air fresheners (Are not punk rock!)
Tupac incense burners (Are not punk rock!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Misfits candle tins (Are not punk rock!)
ICP throw blankets (Are not punk rock!)
Beaded Elvis curtains (Are not punk rock!)
Talking Lambchop plush dolls (Are not punk rock!)
AC/DC hair clips (Are not punk rock!)
Spongebob wristbands (Are not punk rock!)
Sex Pistols boxer shorts (Are not punk rock!)
Dischord back catalog (Okay. Maybe that’s punk rock.)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is not punk rock! (Hot Topic!)
Hot Topic is a contrived identification with youth subcultures to manufacture an anti-authoritarian identity and make millions. The $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster would be better spent used to see your brother’s friend’s band.
DIY ethics are punk rock
Starting your own label is punk rock
G.G. Allin was punk rock.
But when a crass corporate vulture feeds on mass-consumer culture, this spending mommy’s money is not punk rock!
Think about it…
Till next time… “Went to the Cash Machine…”
Cop Rock and William Hung
April 6, 2004 0 Comments
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A DAY! Today I was delirious all day. It was a combination of a few things: Allegra D, Lack of Sleep, Dissatisfaction with my Job, Tired of people bitching to me about their computer problems, and the final thing WILLIAM HUNG’S CD CAME OUT TODAY! You see my Co-Worker Ryan found a link to the entire album on AOL Music so we all started off listening to the sweet sweet sounds of William singing many hits like: Can You Feel the Love Tonight?, Rocket Man, YMCA, and Hotel California just to name a few. Let me tell you its pure gold. Like Gold Gold Gold Gold. So due to this delirium I was extremely out of it, gitty, goofy, and hilarious. Did I mention I also didn’t give a fuck what happened with Rider IT issues today? Yea I was that too…
Lets talk a second about Michael Jackson. Why? Because Thriller just came on. Who is with me on this thought patter: Michael has to be 100% innocent or the Sickest person ever. I mean when the trial comes out I don’t want to hear like he groped a little boy. I want to hear either its all lies OR that he gave a kid Jesus Juice and tried to eat him while he was still alive while at the same time reading the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe to him. I mean I like Michael. OK he’s crazy and eccentric. I’ll admit that. But God Damn he can sing and dance. They should actually turn his trial into that old show that lasted for like two episodes, Cop Rock. You see Cop Rock was like this, imagine an episode of NYPD Blue and Law and Order rolled into one and add singing, dancing, and complete dance routines. That is how the Jackson trial should be. Just picture it: Michael gets up to testify, the Billie Jean beat kicks in, he does some spinnin, a wooo whoooo is let out, and then he starts singing “Little Billy is not my lover. He’s just a boy who claims that I was the one. But the Kid just wants my money…” then he spins around again and throws his hand in the air. Picture it folks. Pure genius…Allright I’ve wasted enough time. Time to watch a movie…
Till next time…”Where did you go to school now thats allright you’re cool…”
