Archive | March, 2007

When Asians Think They’re Black…

…it leads to a conversation about video game systems mixed with a lesson in ebonics. This guy needs to do the world a favor and commit ritualistic suicide because he obviously serves no useful purpose to the rest of society…

An Open Letter to Pennsylvania

Dear Pennsylvania,
I would like to tell you how much you irritate me. Today while attempting to follow directions from Google Maps to one of your Train stations I ended up getting lost in your God-forsaken state for over 90 minutes. This all because you cannot maintain power on your Regional Rail system. If you spent more money putting proper signage for your roads and more money on maintaining your railways maybe us superior New Jersians would not have to spend more time then we have to on your lands. Its not everyday I find myself at wits end or on the brink of absolute madness but today I found myself there all because of you. I hope you think about these words carefully and make strides to improve your state to a level slightly better then your current 3rd World status. If you need and additional suggestions or complaints please don’t hesitate to let me know.

Yours truly,
Sean

This Season’s Hot Style

Unabomber Style

Unabomber by SP.net

Fan Mail


“I picked this one because it has Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks on it…”

Its not often I recieve fan mail here at SP.net. But today I did. Let me share that with you:

“Dear Sean,
i was on seanpiotrowski.net this afternoon from my work station and it totally made my computer crap out and loose what i was supposed to be working on

thank you seanpiotrowski.net you son of a ******”

Dear Sir, you shouldn’t be on SP.net while at work. I think its probably deemed NSFW by the NSFW gods. I’ve informed your supervisors of this infraction. I hope you enjoy collecting unemployment…

In other news their closing the first Wendy’s. You know the one that Dave Thomas built himself with his own bare hands. Its complete B.S. I am very saddened by this. Actually I’ve been in mouring for the past week and a half over this even though I found out about it only 5 days ago. I’m going to go back to crying now.