I don’t often write about Michael Jackson but today I saw this and felt I had to write about it:
50-Foot, Laser-Firing, Robo-Jacko
The DANGER ROOM has been prepping to defend humanity against giant, laser-firing robots for quite some time, now.
But never in our darkest dreams did we think those evil machines could moonwalk.
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert…
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital. It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot’s designer.
Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.
“Michael’s looked at the sketches and likes them,” he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: “It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.”
10. People in CT are pretty normal.
9. Indian Cheifs are actually old white men
8. All white men straight or gay cannot resist the urge to dance and sing along at a Justin Timberlake concert. (Me included)
7. You cannot buy liquor on Sundays in CT you have to go into RI.
6. Pink still is liberal.
5. Traffic lights turn off at 11 PM in CT.
4. Foxwoods Casino is a giant version of the Ocean County Mall but with 3 giant casinos inside.
3. Aaliyah tributes may appear during any concert at anytime.
2. The Mohegan Sun Casino is the Native American version of the Borgata.
and Number 1…
1. Timbaland and Justin Timberlake go everywhere together.
As if you couldn’t guess by now the JT concert was pretty amazing. My sister and I had quite a time together. Here is to the next show we go to…
I’m on my way to CT. This weekend I’ll be seeing Justin Timberlake LIVE in concert. My sister got tickets for her birthday to see him and asked me to go with her so I agreed. I am sure this will be a weekend full of interesting experiences. So I’ll be live-blogging as interesting things go down. Hope you all have an interesting weekend!
…it leads to a conversation about video game systems mixed with a lesson in ebonics. This guy needs to do the world a favor and commit ritualistic suicide because he obviously serves no useful purpose to the rest of society…
