I’m 23 and I like to eat billion dollar steaks…

So I’m 23 now. My birthday was last Tuesday. I celebrated with Crystal on my birthday, she got me some hot presents. Most notably an X-Box and Halo 2. If you are interested in challenging me I suggest you hit me with an IM and request my X-Box Live name. I also took my birthday off of work and ate pork roll and played Half-Life 2 which I enjoy a lot more then Doom 3. So basically the theme of my birthday was video games…

I went home to see my parents the next night. They got me Family Guy Vol. 2 and Crimson Skies for Xbox. Then on my way home I hit a deer. You all know that I’ve been saying the Deer have had it out for me. I’ve had too many near death experiences with Deer in my days and they finally caught up to me. I bagged my first Deer. I guess that makes me more of a NJian now doesn’t it? So $2,000 worth of damage and the Infiniti is taking a 4 day vaction from me in middle December. And for you PETA lovers out there the Deer is fine. I hit his ass and he ran away. He isn’t dead, he’s just sleeping in the woods now…

Friday night Crystal, Mr. & Mrs. 1985, Mr. & Mrs. Turbo, and Frank took me to Peter Luger’s Steakhouse in Brooklyn. On the wall there is a photo of Johnny Carson and a quote from him saying, “The best meal I ever had in my life was here at Peter Luger’s”. They should now put my photo up there too because I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Carson. There was so much meat it was amazing. I ate feverously and savored everything. I broke out into a sweat and was in heaven. The waiter asked me if I liked steak in general I told him, “This is my Graceland Sir”. Ned our waitor was a good man. I think he was French. But I still liked him and he liked me. I wanted him to come home and be my butler. He sang me Happy Birthday. I hope to see him again soon. After all of the steak eating we were all too tired to continue on with our evening so we went home. Didn’t get back to Trenton until like 4 AM. Thanks Frank for Driving…

I even got Crystal, the vegetarian, to eat the steak. MMMMMMMMMMM…

I think the beard has run its course. Don’t be surprised if you see that I have shaved it…

The greatest picture of Frank EVER!

Till next time…”ROCKET…..YEA……SATELLITE OF LOVE!”

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