So I’m 23 now. My birthday was last Tuesday. I celebrated with Crystal on my birthday, she got me some hot presents. Most notably an X-Box and Halo 2. If you are interested in challenging me I suggest you hit me with an IM and request my X-Box Live name. I also took my birthday off of work and ate pork roll and played Half-Life 2 which I enjoy a lot more then Doom 3. So basically the theme of my birthday was video games…
I went home to see my parents the next night. They got me Family Guy Vol. 2 and Crimson Skies for Xbox. Then on my way home I hit a deer. You all know that I’ve been saying the Deer have had it out for me. I’ve had too many near death experiences with Deer in my days and they finally caught up to me. I bagged my first Deer. I guess that makes me more of a NJian now doesn’t it? So $2,000 worth of damage and the Infiniti is taking a 4 day vaction from me in middle December. And for you PETA lovers out there the Deer is fine. I hit his ass and he ran away. He isn’t dead, he’s just sleeping in the woods now…
Friday night Crystal, Mr. & Mrs. 1985, Mr. & Mrs. Turbo, and Frank took me to Peter Luger’s Steakhouse in Brooklyn. On the wall there is a photo of Johnny Carson and a quote from him saying, “The best meal I ever had in my life was here at Peter Luger’s”. They should now put my photo up there too because I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Carson. There was so much meat it was amazing. I ate feverously and savored everything. I broke out into a sweat and was in heaven. The waiter asked me if I liked steak in general I told him, “This is my Graceland Sir”. Ned our waitor was a good man. I think he was French. But I still liked him and he liked me. I wanted him to come home and be my butler. He sang me Happy Birthday. I hope to see him again soon. After all of the steak eating we were all too tired to continue on with our evening so we went home. Didn’t get back to Trenton until like 4 AM. Thanks Frank for Driving…
I even got Crystal, the vegetarian, to eat the steak. MMMMMMMMMMM…
I think the beard has run its course. Don’t be surprised if you see that I have shaved it…
Allo! Something flipped my bitch switch today on my way home from work. I am aggravated. So I’m listening to Bleeding Through. Had an interesting weekend…
So Saturday night Crystal and I along with Mr. & Mrs. 1985 went to see our new favorite band Muse at the Electric Factory in Philly. Muse was excellent but I did not fully enjoy myself. Here is why: So lets start with who Muse is for those of you who don’t know. Muse is a band who is a ripoff of Radiohead. Except they’re not shitty like Coldplay. They’re good and interesting, FRESH if you will. Used to be that America never even had heard of them. As you may or may not recall, I was speaking of their greatness about a year ago thanks to a friend I had at the time. So at the beginning of the Summer Muse’s latest album comes out in the USA. They get some play on Sirius nothing major and K-Rock was playing them here and there but nothing over kill. So basically the public that listens to Mindless FM radio has now been exposed to Muse and knows of them. Muse comes to Philly, along with the mindless morons of the universe. First off when you go to a Metal, Punk, or Hardcore show you know what’s going to happen. Everyone knows the rules and what’s going to go down. There’s gonna be pushing and shoving up in the front and usually the people in the back will be fine. Sometimes fights break out, people get beat, but usually it happens all in the front. But this stuff is expected and people who go to shows like this know that these things could conceivably occur. The Muse concert, who is there? Frat guys, sorority girls, faux-Punks, people going to a concert for their first time, and your smattering of other concert inepts. Thing I’m being harsh? Lets recap the nights events shall we? First off, We have a mildly fat girl drop to her knees in front of us. Apparently she took to much E and her friends weren’t exactly helping her out too much. That was annoying and overly dramatic but Muse provided an excellent soundtrack to that moment. Eventually they carried her away and her friends later debated on whether or not they should go to the Hospital with her. Idiots. Secondly all the people around us having epileptic seizures around us, oh wait I’m sorry, they were dancing. I apologize, all the DANCERS around us were fuckin just wastes of space usually rocking some sort of wife beater and a studded belt. Yea, Punk rock. Third group your Frat/Sorority/First Time Concert goers. Sorry guys but the Dave Matthews concert was this summer. The pot smoking, slow arm butterfly dancing, and pink polo shirts should have been left at Giants stadium. Metal horns you say? FOR MUSE?!?!?! METAL HORNS FOR MUSE?! No one would EVER give METAL HORNS TO MUSE???? HAHA but they did! Numerous times. In fact there was dancing along with the metal horns. So metal that Muse. That’s why I like em. And finally yes one more to go, the people who thought they were at a hoe down. For the last 20 minutes of the show I had the fucker behind me CLAPPING INCISIVELY RIGHT IN MY RIGHT EAR like he was at a fuckin HOE DOWN! Please someone shoot this man…
So the moral of this story. I might question my attendance to any concert of any band that has been put on the FM radio at any time in a small venue. Why? Because too many of today’s “mainstream America” kids don’t know the rules of the road and when you don’t know the rules of the road, you get run off into a ditch and you’re left for dead…
In other news I have a hot outfit for my parents Anniversary dinner on Friday. I also want an X-Box and Halo 2. My birthday is Tuesday…
Long live my beard…
Till next time…”In this forgotten space race under my control…”
So I’ve noticed people are starting to read again. People are starting to comment again. People are starting to IM me with words of encouragement. Its nice to hear these things again after a period of apathy. So thank you for returning…
I gotta say its been a great week. I have walked around with a smile on all week and I feel all warm inside. I don’t think anything could ruin it, not even the complete ignorance of a college student or multiple college students…
Good news. I just found out that the 4 major candiates for governor in NJ are coming to speak with the College Republicans. Bret Schundler is coming too. He’s such a dynamic speaker I enjoyed him and am looking foward to him coming again…
I participated in an online debate on Lauren’s LiveJournal. I think I kicked some major ass CLICK HERE TO READ if you’re interested…
I’m seeing MUSE tonight with Mr. and Mrs. 1985 and Crystal. Should be exciting…
I thought about running for some sort of public office in the shower today. Which one? I don’t know. I’m thinking something Ocean County based. I think I need to think about it some more. Would you vote for me…
P.S. The vest in the picture above was found by me at work the other day. Isn’t it super rediculous? I fuckin’ love it…
Luke Wilson from Tenenbaum’s is my new bearded inspiration although Skanko says Freeway the rapper is. We shall see what I decide…
Winners President Bush - Yes I love him. Yes he has his flaws. Yes I don’t agree with him 100% But I love the man to death…
John McCain - I don’t trust you McCain. Just keep your ass in Arizona and we won’t have a problem. Run for President again and I’ll make sure you never get the nomination…
The United States of America - Winners because it will be safe for another 4 years.
Losers John Kerry - Your face is rotting off of your skull! See what happens when you try to turn America into New France??? YOU LOSE…
Tom Daschle - HAHAHAHAH YOU LOST! You’re the Anti-Christ. You disagree just to disagree. Your reign of retardedness is over and America is better off without you!
The State of New Jersey - You picked a loser. You dissapoint me. Maybe we can pick a good Governor next year? MAYBE!?!?
John Edwards - So you gave up your Senate seat because you thought you’d be VP. HA! Well at least with all of the free time you will have now that you’re OUT OF A JOB you can continue your never ending quest to become a living Ken doll…
If you voted yesterday I thank you. Even if you voted for Kerry, I still thank you. You did your civic duty and for that you participated in the process. Keep up the good work.
I won a case of Boddington’s. Should I take a bath in it? Or would some of you Bush supporters like to come drink some with me…
In case you have not heard by now I won a contest. Check it out. CLICK HERE
Fuckin Vote if you’re going to Vote. If you’re not going to Vote it better be because you don’t like either candidate. If you’re not voting because you’re lazy then you’re a shit and you should die…
Speaking of the election the President of the College Democrats and I made a bet. If Kerry is inaugurated then I owe her a case of Yuengling and if Bush is inaugurated then she owes me a case of Boddington’s. Let the games begin…
