Don’t even ask. I am guessing I was possessed by a robot for a while…

Hellllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo. LET ME RIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! MMM Lankini’s Juice. Why couldn’t Live just call it “Let Me Ride”? Why did they have to be all confusing and bullshit?

Anyway what is new and what is exciting? I dunno you tell me. Skanko has left us. He is now up at the State Penn and I’ve sworn an allegiance to visit him in the upcoming days. Mr. and Mrs. Turbo have moved back up to TCNGay giving me 200% more friends than I had up here in Mercer County. The other being my old roomie Steven Tyler AeroSmith. Its starting to feel less like an independent country up here now and more like a collective of united states. WOOOOOOO…

I went to visit 1985 last weekend. As you can see, like all good visits we had a disturbingly great time. As you can see from the photos above we dressed up like evil rabbits and decided to ask his roommate Chad if he wanted a sandwich. You see but Chad had been a sleep for a few hours and that it was 3:30 AM. This is what happened:

We scared Chad. He thought he was dreaming and tried to shoo us away. But alas he was not and could not shoo us away. We proceeded to ask him then in evil Jewish Witch voices, “Do you want some sandwiches? DO YOU WANT SOME SANDWICHES?!?!”. It was a good time, eventually he woke up and realized it was the two of us and shook his fist at us. The next day Mrs. 1985 and Sister In-Law 1985 met 1985 and I for brunch. Our waitress was the biggest bitch in the universe. But it was a nice brunch all the same. I also have to say I’m becoming a true master of the NYC driving arts. I am fully confident in my abilities to get to Chris’ place without directions. All in all it was a fabulous trip. I enjoyed all aspects of it and I really needed it. I am very thankful for it and look forward to seeing all the 85’s again soon…

I love Bob Dole but something isn’t right about this picture…

So the RNC is this week. I’ve watched Rudy, Arnold, McCain, Laura, and the Twins speak. Gotta say I’m enjoying what I’m hearing. Some good all around speeches. Fun to listen to and not boring in anyway. While I was in NYC this weekend the protesters were out in full force. I had a 5 year old boy walk up to me with a folded up sign, he then unfolded it, and I read it, it said “FUCK BUSH!”. This didn’t sit right with me. A 5 year old? It’d be one thing if it said something without the word “Fuck”, I could live with that. But subjecting a 5 year old to that and then having him walk down a street in a city with it showing random people, that just doesn’t sit right with me. GOOD PARENTING PARENTS! Fuckin’ hippies. The kid then showed an old man the sign and the old man flipped shit, I’m glad someone did. Today a good friend of mine informed me that they were not going to vote. That upset me. The worst thing you could ever do is not vote. So I ask all of you just fuckin’ vote so at least you have a right to bitch come January 20th…

The students are slowly returning. Rider is under full construction. Rider Drunks + Construction = A new definition of insanity. The madness has already begun…

Till next time…”CODE OF FIRE…”

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