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Rubber Facing. The hot new trend in art from 1985Why is it that the people you want out of your life never really leave? Case in point, someone who I haven’t spoken to in over probabily eight months IMed me with a sense of great urgency the other night. Now shes done this before to me but I felt this time given how things are going in my life (i.e. Really well) that I would respond and turn the SeanPiotrowski.net Asshole Machine on. Well after a lengthy conversation with said person she neglects to ask me anything about what has gone on in my life and we were “really close” back when we were speaking. You’d think she’d want to know how I had been and what was going on with me. Nope not at all. Instead she asks if she can call me because she has to leave and drive some where. I tell her that she can’t do that. I do not give any reason. She then leaves…

Later on that same day she comes back. IMs me. Continues to talk about her and only her for another hour or so. While this is going on I’m playing my new obsession in Gameness, Gunbound (Check it out its free and super fun I have everyone at work hooked on it. Thanks Shane!), shes droning on and on and one about how her fiancee left her and ended the marrage in an e-mail. HAHA I think. I always told her this kid was trouble and not worth her time. But no one ever listens to me. No matter how many times you’re right with someone (In this case I was never wrong) they still don’t listen. But thats fine. I really don’t care about her or what she has to say. She then continues the conversation and asks me two Bullshit, “Hows your family?” “How are you?” questions. Thats it. Nothing else. When I answered there was no elaboration or further questioning. Just rapid fire questioning. Followed by continual talk about herself. The conversation ended, but not soon enough. But at least I had gained 1000 experience points in Gunbound…

So today she IMs me back. More Bullshit conversation. Then finally she hits me with:
W***C****B**G*** (9:32:02 PM): so are you really just not interested in talking to me anymore, bc if your not ill leave you alone?

OH JOY I SAY. AN OUT!
Im A Walrus 9 (9:37:02 PM): i really have nothing to say to you anymore

With that it was all said and done. So now we will see how long it will take her to IM again. The waiting game begins again. My guess is like a month tops. Anyone else care to take a guess?

I really hate this girl and I hope she chooses to stay out of my life for good now…

With that I am proud to say that I got the highest grade in my Class on my Political Science midterm. Did I mention I dont ever read or take notes? and that my class is filled with pol sci major? Isn’t that sad? Or is it that I have the greatest political mind ever…

Bleeding Through in two weeks. My boner is beginning to grow…

Time for the Pub…

Till next time…”O LA O LA O LA EYA!”

Holy Craptolia! This weekend was the weekend from hell. In more ways then one…

This weekend I learned a few things:
1. I have a cool 2nd Cousin that I never knew existed. I hope to see her more in the future…
2. How Important it is to realize that without your family you have nothing…
3. When killing Zombies it is important to shoot them in the head…
4. When in need of clearing out a large area of Zombies, throw a propane tank at them then shoot it…

I want this BB-Gun so I can re enact scenes from Dawn of the Dead and feel tough like Ving Rahmes…Its late and I just realized I have to run back to Toms River tomorrow because I forgot something…

Till next time…”Let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor…”

Freakin’ Galaxies…Ok seriously what is with the snow? Yesterday I was chillin in Short Sleeves and driving with my windows down and moon roof open and today there is like 3 inches of snow on the ground?! I don’t get it…

Star Wars Galaxies has been consuming me. IT has forced me to neglect James Bond for PS2 which I must say is absolutly amazing. But anyway…

I’m working on completing an application for a reality TV show. Its 20 pages worth and I have to do a video. If I actually go through with completing all of this I will tell you what the show is about. Otherwise I am going to let it fade into obscurity…

I bought a Darth Vader action figure that was out of its packing off of Ebay. I have this obsession with him. I do not know why. Anyone care to figure this one out…

I was upset to hear that Mr. Greg Coleman’s birthday has been cancelled. Maybe there is something else we can do…

I also got the most amazing Volcom T-shirt ever. Its one of a kind. When I get it you will all see it…

St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow. I hope you’re all ready. Hopefully I’ll have something exciting to tell…

Probabily going to go to NYC Thursday to see Mr. and Mrs. 1985. We’ll see how that pans out…

Till next time…”I push my seed in her bush for life…”

Dave shows us his best Llama face…WOW WOW WOW WOW! Spring Break is here! We had some fun and excitement this week…

Thursday night 404 started its Spring Party Season with a get together. Turbo and Skanko came up to join in the 404 excitement and what a time was had. Jager Bombs were consumed by all of us to start the night off. After about 6 of them I switched to beer. I’ve never been so wired in my entire life. I had so much energy yet I was ripped at the same time. It was rediculous. After all of that I came up with the idea of getting rid of all that old hard liquor thats been in my fridge since September. I took my bottle of jack and two shot glasses and would point to two random people and say, “SHOTS! RIGHT NOW YOU TWO!” Then they would oblige. After the Jack was gone people still wanted more. I grabbed my 151 bottle and then remembered it was flammable. So I came up with the idea of FLAMING SHOTS! So while these shots were on fire people would drink them it was totally rediculous. Rediculous that people were actually doing them while on fire. Later on after 3 kegs were finished, I was out of hard liquor, and the music died down; we ordered lots of Cluck-U, I got into a verbal battle with some stupid slut, and I entertained everyone with the verbal onslaught I gave this whore. Then it was time for bed. I have no idea how I was able to go to sleep but I did and I woke up the next morning for work at 8:30 charged and ready to go. My heart was still racing for the rest of the day…

So I had a big scare this week. Thursday after work I’m sitting in my signature Leather Chair of Doom when all of a sudden….BOOM…the chair is now tilted on its side while I was sitting in it. For the life of me I could not figure out what had happened. The chair also slide all the way down to the lowest hight setting and would not stay at any other height. So I flipped it over to see what was wrong. Well apparently the welding spot where the bottom base piece is welded to the whole where you put the metal wheel and height stick in was broken. Apparently the welding which was a round circle around the circle just gave out and the hole pushed itself in. So my chair of three years, was now broken and unusable. I was deeply upset. Now I had to spend another $100 and something dollars for a new chair. So on Friday I took the chair base off and decided to use the the rest of the chair as a video game chair. That night I went to Staples and looked at chairs. They didn’t really have any chair that was as comfortable as mine or as plush. So I settled on this $80 one and brought it home. I didn’t feel like putting it together that night so I just left it in its box on the coffee table in the family room. Saturday afternoon I decided it was time to put it together. I took out the pieces to assemble the base and realized the piece that was broken on my old chair WAS EXACTLY THE SAME as the one for the new chair! I was like, “I don’t even really like this chair I want my old one still.” So I swapped the piece and stole some screws because I threw some of them out for the old chair. So swapped the pieces, packed the new chair back up, and put the old one back together. WAAAA LAH! I had my old chair back in all of its glory I then went back to Staples and returned the chair got my $85 back and I could not have been happier. Staples took the chair back no questions asked and I got all of my money back. So like Jesus, my Chair Rose from the dead on the third day of brokeness…

Yesterday I bought two DVD-Audio discs. One is a Sinatra concert live from the Sands Casino in Vegas and the other was the The Damned Live Anthology. Its amazing to hear ole blue eyes in surround sound singing his heart out. I have yet to listen to the Damned yet but I am sure it is equally as amazing…

I made an amazing Grilled Chicken with a Mushroom and Garlic Sauce and Pene Pasta last night. I am the most amazing chef ever…

I’m gonna go now…

Till next time…”Neat Neat Neat”