I hate Chris Klein even more now…So Friday was a trial run for our big BBQ this Friday. Everything went off without a hitch and it was a big success. Also with 6 hours behind the grill I was able to hone my grilling skills. Making “AMAZING” Chicken Burgers and Cheeseburgers, word spread about their amazingness and people want to eat my “Amazingness”. If I ever opened a Food Eatery I’d call it “SeanPiotrowski’s Grilled Amazingness“…

Saturday I drove BY MYSELF to 1985’s in NYC. I was a pro at it. Fuckin’ ruled the streets of NYC. I rolled into 1985’s dorm and we bullshitted for quite sometime and Mrs. 1985 rolled in. We went and got liquor and then enjoyed a fabulous dinner at the Grand Saloon. After that Me, 1985, and his friend Martin proceeded to drink. I introduced 1985 to Jager-Bombs and we sang various songs including: Cry Me a River, Easy Lover, and Can You Feel the Love Tonight by Elton John; just to name a few. After all of that we went to a party for Mr. and Mrs. 1985’s friend Kristen’s 21st birthday. I almost got killed by a Left-Wing Extremist named Dan for just admitting I was a Republican. But I stood my ground, tried to have an intellegent political conversation, but the kid just made an ass of himself and left. People came up to me and said they were amazed at how well I handled the kids hostility and commended me for my actions. We left after that and went to the diner because we were starving. We ate lots of food and some how talked about Hashish Browns. I paid for our late night snack and we went back to the dorm and hit the hay. The next morning we got lunch and went to Virgin MegaStore and I headed back all by myself and made it home…

So I have now been without cell phone for 3 days. My phone apparently has died. After 6 Tech Support calls, 2 visits to my local Verizon Store, and 1 hour spent at Best Buy I have a new Kyocera 7135 on its way to me in the mail. I did find out though because my phone is a “Mobile Office” phone I get to call a special Tech Support hotline that has Zero waiting. YEAH VERIZON! BOOO TO THE IDIOTS THAT WORK IN THE LAWRENCEVILLE STORE…

While in NYC I found a movie theatre that plays old movies. Today I e-mailed them the following e-mail:
Hello,
Just recently found out about you guys and I cannot wait to check you guys out. I was curious if you had any plans of showing Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo or any other Hitchcock movies any time soon? Any information you can give me would be great.
Thanks,
Sean Piotrowski

Then I got this Response:
Unfortunately, not any time soon. We are planning a Bergman retrospective as well as a retrospective on classic Mexican films.

Can someone please tell me why this lady would think I would give a fuck about classic Mexican films when I was asking about HITCHCOCK?! People please…

Ok I really don’t feel like writing anymore…

Till next time…”Is it worth the Cost?”

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I made *UPDATE* 35 burgers tonight. Thats a world record. I’m super drunk…

Lauren and I offically met on a non ill level tonight. Shes a cool person…

Big ups to everyone that came tonight especially to Peter Freeman…

The answer to the trivia question was that I posted on a Thursday night. That has never happened ever until last night…

Till next time…”Through the wire…”

Mmmm Darth…Hey! New Welcome Screen added to the rotation. Hopefully you’ll get nightmares from it…

What a great past two days. Let me tell you about them…

So Wednesday was my co-worker Joanne’s last day at Rider. It was upsetting to see her go being that her and I had the most in common out of anyone I work with. Last week I told her about Samba De Amigo and she immediately went on Ebay and bought a Maracas set and the Game for $150 within 2 minutes. It was pretty rediculous. Anyway its sad to see her go. When I came home from work/class the weather was nice, I walked in the front door to find John Sarin cleaning the kitchen, and he looked at me said “You’re Q-in for us. Get ready”. It was music to my ears. So I fired up the grill, got my last Nat Sherman Cigar, made myself a Cocktail (Jager Bomb) and made some cheese burgers. Upon completion of my Cheeseburger making the boys were all satisfied with another successful batch of tasty SeanPiotrowski.net Cheese Burgers. We then all sat around the kitchen talking about various things that made us all laugh hysterically. It was times like those that make livin here at 404 such a delight. After that I had a visit from my old flame Rya. She came up for dinner because she was on break and her boyfriend was up in Hoboken. So it was dinner for 5 last night. What did I make? Only the greatest dinner I’ve ever made in my entire life. Cooked up 4 lbs. of steak marinated in Beer, Rigatoni Fra Diablo (Thanks to the brand new line of Artie Bucco sauces complete with Sopranos logo on the jar), and of course Italian Garlic Herb Bread. Out of this world my friends, out of this world. I also tried a new Beer last night, its called John Courage. Let me tell you, what a mighty fine beer. Can I just say South Park has been amazing these past two episodes…

Today was an interesting one. Forget all the other crap I had before 5 PM and lets go right to the meat of the story. So I had night class tonight at 6:45 PM. So I orchestrated a trip for me and members of my class to go to Happy Hour before night class. Turbo hits me with an IM, “Wanna go buy shoes with me at the outlets?” Being that Turbo and I are the only ones that truly understand each other’s shoe needs I decided I had to go. So I decided I was going to blow off night class and go with Turbo. Got all drunk at Happy Hour, made a pit stop inside Memorial cause I had to pee real bad, and Turbo got me and we embarked on our Shoely journey. About half way there, pretty drunk, I had to pee so horribly bad. So bad infact I told Turbo he might need to pull over suddenly. We only had 4 miles to go Turbo believed in me, he said, “You can do it Piotrowskis!” So I bit down and fired up my piss holding in muscles and grabbed the overhead handle. Turbo raced to the Outlets and I ran out of the car and booked to the bathroom next to the Nike store. I was greeted by a scary redneck janitor in a satin Miami Dolphins jacket. I was going to get raped for sure but I didn’t care I had to pee so horribly bad. I finally releaved myself in the amount of time it took for Turbo to Park the car, walk to the bathroom, and complete pissing himself. Turbo also said he laughed in his car for quite a while as he watched me run to the bathroom. Thats right it was like a 3 minutes piss. It was rediculous. Turbo also was given a fright by our Ray Finkle fan. We got out of there headed to the Vans store he bought his old school Vans and then me drunk ass and Turbo headed over to the Fossil store to see Turbo’s friend and my future Dance-Off Adversary, Lauren. This was the first time we had seen each other face to face and I was drunk and she had a migrane. Luckily my cooler head prevailed and I was able to keep it down and not inflict more damage to her. I looked at the watches because I wanted to keep my attention on something else and because I wanted to buy a watch. I looked at the entire selection. It sucked. Finally one caught my eye, it had a black leather band and a silver face but the watch face was the Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Logo. Fuck that I said. Kept looking. Oh look i said, black band and silver face. BUT IT HAD THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES LOGO! Kept looking. AGAIN THE SAME WATCH! I thought to myself how many Attack of the Clones watches do they have? Apparently only one. I kept looking at the same one. YEAH TIPSY SEAN GOOD JOB! We headed out after that and Turbo treated me to a glorius Burger King dinner. Then I got heart burn which I haven’t had in over two years and I was home to do P and O Homework and after all of that I was home before anyone in my night class…

Many BBQ’s are to be had in the near future. Keep it tuned to www.SeanPiotrowski.net for further info on those and many more end of the year events…

Who can name what is odd about this post? You get a free sticker if you can name it…

I’m getting tired…

Till next time…”Girl you looks good won’t you back that ass up…”

Rubber Facing. The hot new trend in art from 1985Why is it that the people you want out of your life never really leave? Case in point, someone who I haven’t spoken to in over probabily eight months IMed me with a sense of great urgency the other night. Now shes done this before to me but I felt this time given how things are going in my life (i.e. Really well) that I would respond and turn the SeanPiotrowski.net Asshole Machine on. Well after a lengthy conversation with said person she neglects to ask me anything about what has gone on in my life and we were “really close” back when we were speaking. You’d think she’d want to know how I had been and what was going on with me. Nope not at all. Instead she asks if she can call me because she has to leave and drive some where. I tell her that she can’t do that. I do not give any reason. She then leaves…

Later on that same day she comes back. IMs me. Continues to talk about her and only her for another hour or so. While this is going on I’m playing my new obsession in Gameness, Gunbound (Check it out its free and super fun I have everyone at work hooked on it. Thanks Shane!), shes droning on and on and one about how her fiancee left her and ended the marrage in an e-mail. HAHA I think. I always told her this kid was trouble and not worth her time. But no one ever listens to me. No matter how many times you’re right with someone (In this case I was never wrong) they still don’t listen. But thats fine. I really don’t care about her or what she has to say. She then continues the conversation and asks me two Bullshit, “Hows your family?” “How are you?” questions. Thats it. Nothing else. When I answered there was no elaboration or further questioning. Just rapid fire questioning. Followed by continual talk about herself. The conversation ended, but not soon enough. But at least I had gained 1000 experience points in Gunbound…

So today she IMs me back. More Bullshit conversation. Then finally she hits me with:
W***C****B**G*** (9:32:02 PM): so are you really just not interested in talking to me anymore, bc if your not ill leave you alone?

OH JOY I SAY. AN OUT!
Im A Walrus 9 (9:37:02 PM): i really have nothing to say to you anymore

With that it was all said and done. So now we will see how long it will take her to IM again. The waiting game begins again. My guess is like a month tops. Anyone else care to take a guess?

I really hate this girl and I hope she chooses to stay out of my life for good now…

With that I am proud to say that I got the highest grade in my Class on my Political Science midterm. Did I mention I dont ever read or take notes? and that my class is filled with pol sci major? Isn’t that sad? Or is it that I have the greatest political mind ever…

Bleeding Through in two weeks. My boner is beginning to grow…

Time for the Pub…

Till next time…”O LA O LA O LA EYA!”