Intensity…Well the SeanPiotrowski Farewell Semester Tour has been delayed. It turns out that this semester WILL NOT be my final semester as a Rider University student. Too make a long and horrible story short, due to an oversight by both OIT and Human Resources, Human Resources neglected to inform me that Full Time University Employees cannot take more then 9 credits a semester. I have 12. So I have to drop a class or be fired. Don’t worry I get to walk with my class and now I have to take one class in the first summer session and I will be done. No big deal really but its just a huge pain in the ass. Thankfully Rider will be footing the bill for all of this now…

The world of SeanPiotrowski has become one of much tiredness. I’ve been very tired as of late and find myself going to sleep earlier and earlier. Yet it still does nothing for me. I am always drained by midnight and then slowly drift into a King Tut like coma. Only to be awaken each morning by the God Damn bird that has made a nest outside in my air conditioner! I swear if I ever find him and his hiding spot he will surely die by my hand…

Lost in Translation came out on DVD yesterday. RENT OR BUY it immediately. That is all…

If I may for a minute speak about the one and only Barry White. Barry is amazing. Barry is also dead. That saddens me. If ever there was a man to be resurrected from the dead its Barry White. I mean right up there with Jesus. Only difference is Jesus actually rose from the dead. Barry needs a little help in the rising from the dead department. Imagine if Barry White rose from the dead and was a Zombie. Freakin singing his songs and bein all zombified. Making sweet lovin to ladies and then eating their brains. I think I’d probably fall victim to Zombie Barry White. He’d probably be all like “OOOOOO YEAAAAAAAA” and I’d just fall to my knees and say, “Eat my brain Barry.” I think I’ll make a movie out of this, to go with all of the Jesus Vampire Hunter and Zombie Killer movies that are out. Think about it before he eats his prey he does a whole zombified song and dance routine and then eats their brains. We could even throw in a Barry White cover of Thriller complete with zombie back up dancers. I think It would be a hit. Don’t you…SO yesterday I’m in Best Buy and I see Risk came out for PS2 and it has online play AND it supports headset talking. MMMMMMMMM I will be in heaven. Also it was only $30. Go buy it now and we can Risk it up…

John Sarin says,”Be at 404 this Thursday night for a HOT time!”Thursday night is shaping up to be a huge party night here at 404. So far on the list Jerold is coming back, we got the Deepher Girls comin for some Pre-Game and Post-Game party action, we also have a bunch of other people on the guest list, and we’ll be takin a fleet of cabs over to Katmandu. I’m extending my invitation to all of my readers out there. THIS THURSDAY BE AT 404 Contact me and we’ll get you squared away. There might even be some Sex Juice…

alright time to watch some of my new Dilbert DVD’s and play some PS2 Risk…

Till next time…”Can’t EAT enough of your BRAINS baby…”

A Picture form the Greatest Sequence in Movie HistorySo my first full week of school has come to a close. The SeanPiotrowski Undergraduate Farewell Tour has begun. My politics class with Dr. Wallace will be fun. We just sit around and talk about stuff, nothing too hard. I have two management classes which will both be boring and not exciting but will not be too hard. My fourth class is Productions and Operations which is like the hardest class at Rider University. I have to pass this class in order to graduate. I think I can do it. I know I’m going to have to bust my butt in order to make a passing grade in that class. But I’m not too worried…

My Boss has spend the last 5 days acting like the hugest vagina this week. We got into a major battle over me working an additional 20 minutes a week because I am currently scheduled for 29 hours and 40 minutes of work and I’m supposed to work 30 hours. Middle fingers, raised voices, and verbal insults were exchanged but in the end we came to an understanding and an agreement that was happy for all of us. I have a feeling work might be ugly for the next few weeks…

Thursday night 404 made its appearance at Katmandu. It was lame. Katmandu with lots of college kids wasn’t as fun as it was last time. I even saw Tim King. But luckily again I was able to hide from him. I am an excellent hider when it comes to hiding from Tim King. It was pathetic to see at Katmandu on College Night, men old enough to be these college girls fathers hitting on them and buying them drinks. It was fun for guys like me to go and swoop in on a group of girls trying to be wooed by these old men and go, “Hey pal, These Girls are with me.” and then to watch their eyes fill with tears. The Deepher girls were at Katmandu also and were chatting heavy with 404. They decided to come back for a little after party action. I was delegated navigator in the Deepher Mobile because they were unfamiliar to get to our Palacio Estate. On our way the girl whose car we were driving in was sitting in the back because she was too drunk to drive. As we were coming down Homan Ave, the street Greenway is off of, she goes ‘I’m Going to Throw Up’ and throws up all over the back of her OWN car. It was pure magic. I started to laugh uncontrolably. It was the perfect example of irony to me. We all had a huge laugh over that one. I now own Dana Guilmin a steak dinner because I bet her she wouldn’t be able to contain herself and would end up making out with a certain someone but in the end she won out. I introduced a Deepher girl to Tanquery for she had never had it before. Shes now hooked for life. After all of that I went to sleep in my clothes on top of my bedding all wrapped up new Rider sweatshirt blanket. I woke up at some point in the morning, thinking it was time to put my pjs on and get under my covers and go to sleep for real. I look over at the clock, its 7:45 AM. I have to be up in 15 minutes. There goes that idea. So I just stayed put and slept for another 45 minutes and went to work…

Last night, Me, Turbo, and Matt Suckadonkey, went and saw Monster. Recently Charlize Theron, won a Golden Globe for her perfomance in this film. For those of you not familiar with the plott of the movie Monster it is about a Hooker who falls in love with a lesbian and then the hooker goes and starts killing her Johns and steals their cars and money. So basically me, Turbo, and Suckadonkey are thinking to ourselves, Serial Killer, Lesbians, Christina Ricci, and Charlize Theron how could we not love this movie? Well we watched the movie and did not love it. It was amazing to see what Charlize Theron put herself through physically to become her character. Her perfomance was good and showed that she could handle a serious dramatic role. But was it Golden Globe worthy, I think not. I hope she does not win the Oscar or I will be extremely angry. The movie more or less was a lesbian romance film. With some killing here and there. But it wasn’t even fantastic killing a la American Psycho. It was simple unexciting death. Would I tell people NOT to see this movie? No I would not. I would suggest those with an interest to see it for the sheer fact of seeing it so that you can formulate your own thoughts and opinions. But all in all we were dissapointed… After the movie we hit up Wendy’s where we ended up talking about Black Sabbath with Dio. Then a Black Sabbath Dio song came on by the title of Heaven and Hell. Turbo then said, “Dio songs are always so long.” My response, “Dio is the Phil Collins of Metal.” Why would I say such a thing? Because last week while Turbo and I were listening to Phil Collins Turbo state that Phil Collins drags his songs out longer then he should, all though Turbo and I still love Phil Collins. So don’t worry about our commitment to the Collins-ed one…

Supposedly former 404 Alumni, Jerold “Squiggy” Limongeli will be making an appearance on Thursday. I’ll believe it when I see it…

Its Super Bowl Sunday. As always I’ll be watching for the commericals due to the fact that two teams I could give a shit about are playing against one another…

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Till next time…”Its Heaven and Helllllll…”