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“Talking Gollum Doll You’re the BEST!”So first week back at 404. Its nice to be back. Things go at a very relaxed pace here and I like that. John and I have been hanging out, cooking, watching movies, talking about our movie we’re writing, and just having a good time. Work on the other hand pisses me off. I got shit for rockin’ my Obey sweater to work. You know the one that looks like Freddy Kruger’s sweater. My boss says to me, “You look like shit.” and then proceeded to tell me how I look like a zombie and how he can tell I’m not getting enough sleep. My response to him was, “I don’t give a fuck what you think. You want me to knee you in the balls you fuckin’ pansy?” They finally installed real lighting in my office. You see everyone on my floor has one fluorescent light in their room which has about 3 of those long skinny bulbs in them. How many did I get? Yea I got two sets of those. So that’s 6 bulbs of lighting power. So not only do I have to listen to people complain how I have a better chair and a bigger desk but now you can add I have better lighting. I think its time we add another SeanPiotrowski phrase. The new one, SeanPiotrowski: Has a better office than you. This one goes along with SeanPiotrowski: Better than you boyfriend which is another statement that couldn’t be further then the truth…

This week I topped off the SeanPiotrowski SuperComputer with a 19inch Flat Screen LCD monitor. I’ve seen a lot of LCD’s in my day but this one’s image quality is insane. Shane always told me that CRT (the big tv kinds) are better for games because they don’t ghost the image and what not and he’s right. But not with my monitor. Games look amazing. Plus its black and has built in USB ports. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Also I bought it online so I didn’t see it before I bought it. I went off of a bunch of strong reviews that I had read on it. So really I had no idea how big a 19″ LCD screen was. Yea its fuckin’ gargantuan. So now the only possible things I could buy for my computer are an extra hard drive (which I don’t really need yet) and a DVD burner (which will be the next thing I buy. YEAH FOR TECHNOLOGY… I’m seeing the Pietasters in Philly at the Troc in Feb. Although many of you probably have never heard of them I invite all of you to come drink beer, get sloshed, and enjoy the company of me and the Pietasters. Supposedly they’re recording this concert for a DVD so it’ll be a hot time. Frank is already coming and I suggest you do too. Come on its Beer and SeanPiotrowski what more could you ask for…

I saw The Ultimate Vega(HAHA YOU MADE OUT IN THE CORNER AND WE ALL SAW YOU) this weekend along with her A-Run posse. They actually got me to go to Katmandu. Yea that’s right I finally caved and went. Its not as bad as I thought. Its two very separate sections. Which I can handle. They actually have BODDINGTON’S but you have to drink it straight from the can they don’t pour it out for you. BASTARDS…

Funny story about the cab ride over to Kat. There was a drunk black guy in the backseat with me and John sat in the front. Guy is like, “Shit you guys a’int wearin’ no jackets?” we said Naaa. He thought we were crazy and we were gonna get sick. So I say to the guy, “What are you up to tonight?” and he proceeds to tell me the following: “So I call up my girl and I’m like baby what you doin’ tonight let me come over and see you. Then she proceeds to tell me I’m busy you can’t come over. So I hung up on her called a cab and we’re gonna find out what the fuck she’s busy doin and I’m gonna slap the shit out of her if there is a another nigga up there.” To which I responded, “Only time she should be busy is when shes gettin’ down with you” and he just turns to me and says, “DAMN STRAIGHT MY MAN DAMN STRAIGHT!” when he got out of the cab he proceeded to shake my hand and said, “GOOD LUCK” he was an older black man and he was drunk, so really I don’t know what he was wishing me luck for. But because of him I feel blessed. I’ll be sure to play the lottery this week…

I hope the Eagles lose today just because I hate South Jersey and all of South Jersey are Eagle fans. FUCK YOU SOUTH JERSEY…

Alright gotta head back to Toms River for the usual Sunday routine…

Till next time…”She took my love and then ran around with every single guy in town…”

Hey look it’s the new year. I can’t believe it. Every year I think it’ll never happen, we’re all gonna die and that’ll be the end of it. And somehow every year I’m dissapointed. You would think somebody would have pushed the button by now, or some crazy terrorist would have made it past a sleeping security guard somewhere and busted out some crazy anthrax. I stopped posting in this diary because I was really counting on terrorism to come through this year so I figured why bother. It’s too bad I’m not a terrorist really, because I have all kinds of crazy ideas they could use. Like strapping bombs to M.C. Hammer, that one’s fool proof. Or I could put thumb tacks on every chair in the county, which may not kill anyone, but it’s a start, and that’s what the terrorist need, is a good start. I’m gonna go deflate all my neighbors car tires, and when I get back I’m gonna redecorate the kitchen. Maybe a nice floral pattern, to compliment the hardwood country cabinets. If you have any beautification suggestions feel free to drop a line. Or even if you have some good terrorism strategies, somebody’s gotta stir something up. It’s like I’m the only one who cares anymore. – Robot Frank Robot Frank I love you so much and its because you always teeter on the brink of insanity. Maybe one day I will give up my life and join your Robot Army to help you on your life mission…ROBOT SUPREMACY!

Well hello everyone. Its 2004 now. Super. SeanPiotrowski.net is kinda down today. Some horrible things have happened recently and I can’t help but feel this way. There is no way around it. I don’t know what to do…

On a more positive note I’ve begun my mind control operation in my bid to take over the world. What is it you ask? Simple:

You see I’ve gotten everyone addicted to the game Amplitude for PS2. Not only does the game give you seizures after 10 minutes of play it also programs your mind to follow my every command. So far 1985 and Skanko have fallen victim to its clutches. They will be my Sargents of Doom. Why? Because they are my first two mind control victims, meaning that they have been exposed longest to my reprogramming process and will make excellent followers. Next on my list, Frank. He bought the game today and will soon also be under my control. It kinda reminds me of that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where everyone on the Enterprise started playing this video game and they all became brain washed except for Wesley Crusher and Ashley Judd (yes THAT Ashley Judd) who had to bring Data back to life so he could invent this special flashing flash light that unbrainwashed everyone. God Damn Star Trek… Britney Spears you are such a retard. I still hate you even though my mom bought me your 2004 Wall calander. DAMN IT I WILL NEVER BREAK FREE OF YOU…

I slept at work today for 4 hours. God I love Help Desk duty…

Emril your Roasted Garlic Sauce is amazing please keep mass producing it for me and John so we may consume it once again…

I have nothing else to share…

Till next time…”This is the end of the world. Its time we saw a miracle come on its time for something biblical…”

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“Here I demonstrate why Wooza used to always call me ‘Lurch’ “So New Years was a blast. Had a good time. Many interesting photos so lets get to them:

Here on the left we have our Hostess, Sister In-Law 1985, showing her dog, Duncan, how to properly eat. To our right we have Mrs. 1985 showing us why she was a model for Jerry’s Kids back in the 70′s…

One of the best places to be around me is below my waist line. This picture gives you the sensation as if you were actually below it. Hey since you’re down there… The other picture shows me getting even with Duncan. You see he bit Turbo after Turbo showed him much love and effection all night. So I showed Duncan how I do things. I eat dogs that bite my Turbo…

What you don’t know about 1985 is that he is a sorcerer of fire. On the left he summons his lord and savior, Diablos Keeper of the Unholy Flame. On the right 1985 releases the spirit of Diablos Keeper of the Unholy Flame out of his right nostril as Mrs. 1985 is uncontrolably turned on…

Apparently I felt the need to plug up Turbo’s nose for his own safety. After that I had no choice but to give into the temptation to sample the fruits of Turbo’s nostrils. By the way they were mighty tasty…

At one point in the night Kay tried to scare me with her scariest frog face. You see Kay wants to work in haunted houses as a scare-er. As I am not one to discourage people from pursuing their life long dreams I pretended the best I could to be afraid of her frog face. I think I fooled her. There were treasures to be found on the streets of NYC on New Years. Chad and 1985 found two back packs full of fabulous treasures. That my friends is a story for another time…

This is John Jones. But you can call him Petty Officer Jones. He’s in the Navy. He is as drunk as a sailor, literally. He asked me if I knew his friend Gerard. I said I didn’t. He replied, “Neither do I”. At this point he asked me if I enjoyed Hilary Duff. I said she was a fine lookin’ piece of Jailbait. He told me he would happily go to jail for anything he did to her. After hearing this I realized I was proud to have this man defending me and my country at sea. So to honor Petty Officer Jones I place you upon my great wall of fame, the wall of fame that is SeanPiotrowski.net. Petty Officer Jones I salute you… Well my friends as you can see we all had a good time in NYC. I hope you all had a good time with your respective New Years. Also, Sister In-Law 1985, I did not mean to discourage you with my negative comments about your recent writings. My hope was to encourage you to live a more exciting less married like life. Also add the ass grab into that as well for the Tanquery told me it would be a good idea to do so to help you on your way to a better more exciting tomorrow…

Skanko Shows us SeanPiotrowski.net is err…#1Till next time…”Your love is a razorblade…”