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“Don’t ask me how I made this face cause I don’t even know…”

Last night was John’s 22nd Birthday. I bought him a bottle of Moet. I made a birthday toast for him and Mr. Yanetti. I closed the toast with the following line, “And here is to another 22 more years…” I guess in my Tanquery induced wisdom I was only wishing them a life that would only take them to 44. Go figure. John, Jeff Durkin, Grant, Greg Coleman, Jay Eagan, Kristen Davey, Bill Yanetti, Frank, and myself had a fun drunken evening at McGuwinn’s. We also had pre-game fun with Mel “The Ultimate” Vega and her friend Sandra.
Greg Coleman gave the line of the night award to me for my line of, “I don’t do drugs. Unless its coke…”

Classes start tomorrow. I am not excited. Get ready for the usual beginning of semester run down…

Till next time…”It was nice when it lasted but now it’s gone…”

This picture still makes me laugh…I return. I figured I’d give all of you a chance to digest the movie before I hit you with an update. So I think 48 hours is a decent amount of time. Don’t ? Well I’ve been speaking with Allison in reguards to this matter and she is as equally horrified as I am. Its been a little trying on me this entire thing. Nothing major though. I have kept composure and built up a hatred and anger for the fat liar. God Damn Fat Liar. Apparently the Fat Liar has done this to one of Allison’s friends before. According to a comment posted on “Megan’s” LiveJournal a friend of Allison’s told a story how a friend of his had his identity stolen by the fat liar as she posed that she was him to other people. Also to Allison had told me she had spoken to the Fat Liar’s screen name a few times because she was under the impression that it was this boy from Washington, D.C. . Allison now knows that it is infact the liar who she was speaking to and not some boy from D.C. . The Liar is quite a pathetic person that she has to go around pretending to be all of these people. If you ask me it sounds like thats about 5 cases of idenity theft. Anyone know any good lawyers for these 5 people…

If I have the time I am planning on writing up the entire three year saga and presenting in a 4 part story for you guys here on SeanPiotrowski.net for those of you who are not familiar with the story. Also it will be a good opportunity for my new fans out in Michigan to understand the full extent of the Liar’s insanity…

I’d also like to take this opportunity to say Hello and give a warm hearty welcome to my new visitor’s from Michigan who have commented and visited. I hope you all continue to visit for I have a feeling there is a whole lot more to this story that we do not know also you guys aren’t even aware of the Pre-”Megan” fiasco not to mention the full details of the “Megan” story. So I ask you keep visiting for more developments on those and also to take the opportunity that nearly 12,000 other people have…

I have less then 48 hours before school starts again thus beginning my final semester as an undergraduate college student. That hasn’t hit me yet but I am sure it will soon. This also marks the close of my unpreductive break. So you know what that means to all of my readers? MORE POSTS MORE EXCITEMENT MORE PICTURES MORE MOVIES! And from the conversations I have had with my fellow 404 residents it seems as though our final semester will be one for the books…

Tonight is 404 house member John’s birthday celebration . Mr. Greg Coleman and Mr. Jason Eagan are coming up as representatives of Toms River, NJ to join in the festivities. I extend my invitation to anyone in the tri-state/Delaware area and ask you to call me for information. From preliminary numbers it seems that this is going to be pretty huge…

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The Board Game Brotherhood reunited on Wednesday night for a rousing round of Risk. Mr. McCandless swept away the competition of Mr. Plotts, Don Taylor, and myself. While we drank Harp beer and ate a Domino’s Pizza feast purchased by yours truly as a token of my appreciation. Not only did we recreate the old times with much of the old look, feel, and excitement of the ways of the Brotherhood but an appearance by Mr. Phil Collins was made…
Wether or not you admit you like him or not chances are you know his songs and can sing them in their entirty. Mr. Plotts recently burned me a copy of his …Hits cd and let me tell you what a CD it is. The Board Game Brotherhood used to only listen to this CD towards the end of the night when we were ripped and Monopoly became nothing but trades and wheelin’ and dealin’ . Mr. Plotts has often made the claim that he never had listened to the CD in a sober state. Eventually this summer he broke down and enjoyed it sober and now you can Add SeanPiotrowski to the ranks of that crew. The CD has been playing non-stop in my car. All who enter the Infiniti succome to the powers of Phil and his angelic voice and have no choice but to sing along. Turbo and Firehouse were his first victim’s, Then Greg Coleman, and next the entire world. I know South Park teaches us that we should hate Phil Collins but this is the only time I have to disagree with Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Phil, I’ll be your Easy Lover anytime…Well my friends I must begin to prepare for this evening. You will hear from me again soon…

Till next time…”Easy Lover she’s got a hold on you believe it…”

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Skanko, never once have you invited me to your home for Tea and Coffee…

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When Kay said this weekend that I’d be, “The Next Hitler” I didn’t think she was serious. But I guess she was…

Dr. Mordechai Rozanski, President of Rider UniversityAlright so I took another week off from posting. Yeah yeah I know. Seriously thought nothing exciting happens when I’m not in school and having people traipse through the house looking for drugs and alcohol. Its only on the weekends do things get exciting and worth writing about…

So you all must be wondering why I am putting Mort’s picture on my website. Well first of all Mort is the President of Rider and he now has to watch out. You see two weeks ago during work we were installing software in the President’s Suite. My Boss, Shane “I’m a Big Vagina” Smith, Myself, and Dave “The Senior Tech”, were going to the different people in the office and giving them the software they needed. You see Shane has this thing about anyone touching the President’s machine other then him. So obviously I did not go gunning for it. After I was done installing the person I was assigned to do I went to go to the President’s secretary to install on her machine. She looks at me and goes, “You want to go to Mort’s machine?” to which I just blankly stared and said, “Sure.” She escorted me into his office and logged me into his machine. I sat down in his chair. You see Mort was out sick that day. So by default being that I was the only person who sat in his chair the entire day, I was Rider University’s President for about 20 Minutes. Which is funny because a secret Rider goal of mine was to sit in the President’s chair before I graduated. Sure enough I completed that goal and quite frankly I never thought I’d be able to do it. Of course Shane came traipsing in and saw me in the chair gloating to which he started to cry in the corner and bitch as he usually does…

So this Friday we just had I wake up at 9:30 AM, late as always, for work. I go into the bathroom. I get my toothbrush and toothpaste. I turn the faucet. No Water comes out. I say to myself, “What the shit”. Then it hit me. The pipes had froze. You see our landlord and his wife had both called to remind us to run the water at night while we sleep. To which we were like “Those shit a’int gonna freeze fuck that”. Sure enough they did. Well to make a long story short our landlord came over with a space heater so we could thaw out our pipes and he didn’t even care mostly because our pipes did not burst and was very nice and helpful. But I did have to go to work without a shower…

“Do you know what it means to be a Scorpion?”
So this weekend I went to New York City with Kay and her friend Kat to meet up with Mr. and Mrs. 1985 to go to the Shepard Fairley exhibit at some art gallery. Shepard Fairley is the Obey guy, for those of you who don’t know. Well when we got to New York we found out the exhibit was closed for the night so we just decided to hang out. Mr. and Mrs. took us to a very nice Italian restaurant. I enjoyed it. We ate some octopus and kalimar and then had our respective main courses. Very enjoyable. Afterwards we introduced Kay and Kat to the Scorpions: Moment of Glory. The greatest concert DVD of all time. In which the most German band in the universe, The Scorpions, plays along with the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra. Then Kay’s friend Justin joined us. Turns out Justin was actually at EXPO 2000 in which the concert was recorded at. He actually wanted to go to see the Scorpions but got too drunk and forgot to go. Which to me was hilarious. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A SCORPION!? IT MEANS BEING 24 HOURS A DAY PLAYING MUSIC ALL AROUND THE WORLD! Thank you Klaus. After that Kay, Kat, and Justin wanted to Chezch out a Chezch bar HAHA! Me and Mr. and Mrs. 1985 opted for something a little more low key. We hit up a cigar bar in Little Italy for some beer, cigars, and dessert. It was mighty tasty. Then after waiting an hour for Kay and Kat to return I drove back to NJ in Danger Mouse type weather and didn’t get home until 5 AM…Crazy truth was revealed to me. I think I will make a SeanPiotrowski.net movie about it…

Till next time…”I won’t let you smother it I won’t let you murder it…”