“This Picture, Taken Last Night, is definatly a Photo Blunder of 2003″

SeanPiotrowski’s Top Ten Blunders of 2003 and Top Ten Amazing Moments of 2003

Top Ten Amazing Moments of 2003 for Me, SeanPiotrowski:
10. Seeing Ronnie James Dio perform with Skanko, Turbo, and Frank
9. The creation of the terms, “Faggots and Ginas” with Turbo and Skanko
8. As much as I hate it, Skanko, Turbo, and 1985’s idea of setting my dog on fire and humping it and
then BobPiotrowski actually caught Skanko and Turbo humping my dog at 2 AM
7. The Creation of the Board Game Brotherhood (Here is to you Mr. Plotts and Mr. McCandless)
6. 404’s Hoboken trip with the Rider Soccer Girls
5. $80 worth of Polo Clothes ruined (Thats all I’m gonna say)
4. My Invention of the phrase, “Sup Titties?” as a way of greeting women and shouting it at two girls in Pt. Pleasant as we drove by.
3. Getting a G35 for a Day
2. Radiohead concert with Kenny D., Firehouse, and Kay

And the Number One Amazing Moment of 2003…

1. GregColeman’s 21st Birthday at JMU with One Rolling Around in the middle of a major highway, One
Hospitol Visit, and Everyone Passed out by 1 AM due to the 35 Gallons of Sex Juice made by Me and
1985

“Skanko wishes he was a Mighty Marching Mariner rather then a Mariner Football Player…”

Top Ten Blunders Committed by Me in 2003:
10. Waiting until after 2002 to get rid of Ashley (Two Word Nickname: Kiss Counter).
9. Two Words: Cancer Baby
8. Waiting 3 years to finally drop Erica (Two Word Nickname: Monmouth Girl or Jungle Fever [as
created by Skanko]).
7. Drinking Steel Reserve with Mr. and Mrs. 1985 and Turbo
6. Vomiting in the bathroom of Conduit
5. Attempting to drink Johnnie Walker on the rocks with Turbo
4. Two Words: Crack Whore
3. That night Jack Daniels turned me into a Chef
2. Thinking I could climb through the window of Switlick’s Lobby, while drunk, and falling on my face

And The Number One Blunder of 2003:

1. That “High School” Girl

Well Folks all I can say is if some of these don’t make any sense to you its because you just weren’t there for the proper terminology but feel free to ask me to clarify any of them for you…

2003 was a very interesting year for SeanPiotrowski. If I was to classify the year into a certain animal, like the Chinese do, 2003 would be the year of the Psycho Female for SeanPiotrowski. Hopefully we’ll have less of those in 2004…

Time to get ready for NYC. I’m sure I’ll have a bunch of photos for all of you. Also if terrorists decide to ruin New Year’s you can be sure SeanPiotrowski will be there blowing his terrorism whistle next to Vin Disel while he yells very loudly. Have a happy and safe New Year’s and to all my Silverton people who are celebrating at Eagan’s tonight you will be with me in spirit tonight and I hope I am with you the same way…

Till 2004…”Ansa ya Telephone”

Piotrowski Manor at Christmas TimeAhh yes Christmas 2003 came and went. Fabulous times were had by us Piotrowski’s so rather then just bore you with lots and lots of text for you to read about our holiday I have instead opted to show you some pictures:

Here Ruth Hahneman, otherwise known as Grandma, shows us that my present to her, a Sony Dream Machine, smells like a winner…

Ok before you judge this photo let me give you a little background on the history of this picture. Every Christmas morning my mother and father insist that my sister and I pose for a picture at the top of the stairs. This has gone on since our first Christmas here in Toms River way back in 1993. So 10 years worth of these pictures have been taken YET I have NEVER EVER seen any of those pictures, nor are they ever displayed or distributed in any fashion. This year however I found this one lurking on my Dad’s Hard Drive on his fabulous Computer, which still runs on Windows 98. Also the concept of this photo makes no sense to me because everyone who has ever seen me after I wake up knows my hair sticks up like no other, as demonstrated by above photo, and that to me would probabily not be something anyone would want to have in a picture. Yet my parents insist on continuing to engage in this silly holiday ritual. On a side note, this is the only picture of me taken this Christmas, which goes to show me that Bob and Donna are slowly pushing me out of the family…

Santa brought me some hot gifts: A Sirius Home Unit, Two Towers Gift Set, Pirates of the Carribbean, Alien Quadrilogy (Which is like 6 feet long when you unfold all 9 DVDs), Sopranos Season 4, Some new Oxford Shirts, The World According to Mr. Rogers, a very cool photo of the Stone Pony, Mario Kart, 1080, and Need for Speed Underground…

Also someone in my family thought it would be funny if they bought me clothes from Old Navy and if that wasn’t enough they even picked up a pair of jeans for me. I’m not gonna even elaborate on this anymore. I’m sure you all know how I feel about that…

Well that was Christmas Piotrowski style this 2003 season. As I continue my break from now until January 4th I am sure to engage in some fabulous and amazing situations. Also I’ll be celebrating New Years up in New York as Dara has invited the SP.NET crew up to her sister’s apt for a party full of lesbians, dancing, liquor, cocaine (not really), and 20 of Dara’s friends. So Me, Skanko, Turbo, 1985, Mrs. 1985, and some others will be showin’ NYC how TR does it…

Till next time…”White lines blowing through my mind…”

“MMMM Slutty Vampires…”You all know I love the School Girl look. Tonight I discovered I also enjoy slutty female vampires. I just watched Tales from the Crypt’s: Bordello of Blood and I realized that Women in sexy evening gowns and fangs just seem to do it for me. So I am putting out the call, if you’re a girl who owns hot evening wear and has fangs please give me a call. Hmm I just thought of something, Vampire School Girls. This combination could prove to be deadly for me…

I have work for 2 hours tomorrow. Thats pretty freaking stupid. Then I finally go home for Christmas…

Home for 11 days. It’ll be nice to see Firehouse, Skanko, 1985, and Turbo. Maybe we’ll even be blessed with a little visit from Mrs. 1985?! Who knows…

Well all I wanted was to share my new obsession with slutty vampires and my new creation of Vampire Schoolgirls…

Keep it locked here for full Piotrowski Family Christmas 2003 coverage all winter break long…

Till next time…”Wonder what you’re doing when I’m gone, Even though it may sound bad hope that you are all alone…”

“FINALLY WE HAVE A DIAGNOSIS!”So I saw my the ear specialist today. Turns out I have a blocked Eustachian Tube. As you can see from the animated diagram above the Eustachian Tube connects the nose to the ear allowing for many things to happen including ear popping. My ear does not pop. So I’ve been perscribed Allegra D and Nasex. Dr. says I should be fine in a couple of days. He also said all of the things I’ve been complaining about for the past 4 weeks are all 100% related to this. So it looks like we have a cure folks. It also took the guy freakin 5 seconds to figure this out. Yet after two Dr. visits before him they couldn’t even begin to think it was the problem. Freakin retards…

I also got my hair cut today. For all of you who were enjoying long haired SeanPiotrowski have no fear its still long just cleaned up and not as gross. My budding mullet is now gone. Praise Jesus…

Well I’m going out to eat at the K.C. Prime…

Till next time…”And in your head do you feel, What you’re not supposed to feel?”

“Ring Wraiths do exsist in England. Or is it the Ghost of Christmas Future?”Well there’s 52 ways to murder anyone. Wow what an unproductive weekend. Well thats not true. All is quiet on the western front. By that I mean things are slow and quiet here at 404 Greenway and many young German men are dying as the Allied forces move closer to victory…

My Christmas shopping is only one small item away from being complete. I’d say a good 90% of my gifts were purchased online. The only one who was not privied to online purchasing, MOM. No matter how hard I try each year I can never purchase anything online for her. Why? Well its a complicated and lengthy reason. We won’t get into that now…

Tomorrow my rediculously long hair gets trimmed to be just normal longer SeanPiotrowski hair…

I also am going to an Ear specialist for my wonderful hearing condition I have developed. Thats right you all thought it was gone and I was fine. HAHAHA Oh no my friends. Its still hear. I have about 80% of my hearing back now in my right ear. Also when I swallow my ear drums like pop. It is annoying. So we’ll finally be seeing someone who is an expert in the way of the ear. I will let you all know the results…

Saw Return of the King again. Still love it. Still hate the Hobbit love fest. By the way the freaking video game is amazing and I love it. I have it for GameCube but I just found out you can play the PS2 one online. So I don’t know what to do. Maybe I’ll buy the PS2 one as well. GARH! …

Well its time to get ready to go home for my usual Sunday routine…

Till next time…”I’m your Christ and I want you…”