Archive | October, 2003

Candy Apples and Razor Blades

“This year’s Halloween costume is dedicated to the Legacy of Mr. Greg Coleman…”

I’ve more or less taken the week off from posting. It has been unintentional I swear. Expect Big things from SeanPiotrowski this weekend. Tonight is Halloween Party night at Rider, Tommrow is CKY concert thats being filmed for a DVD, and Saturday is my sister’s birthday. I’m sure I’ll have many things to talk about these next upcoming days. Again I apologize. But you’ll just have to deal…

Till next time…”You don’t have to say you love me Just be close at hand…”

I’m the Captain…of Industry

You are The Cap’n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn’t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you – but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
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Hep. C Isn’t Fun

“Last night I wore this life vest complete with white RAPE whistle…I love Sex Juice…”

This is going to be short. But apparently Pamela Anderson heard me tell her to finish the job and die allready. Read about it here. She says she’ll be dead in 10 years. Not soon enough Pam. But its a start…

Time to go home and write a paper…

Till next time…”You judge me and now you want me…”

Ballet of Death


“With a loaded gun to your head I can make you say anything…”

I never cease to amaze myself. I’m sippin’ on some of my world famous Sex Juice right now and man is it a good batch. I am also listening to some Oasis which I have not done for a long time. Singing along to Oasis is a favorite pasttime of mine…

Last night I played Designated Driver for my housemates Frank and John. We went to a party at Avalon Run. At this party I saw an old friend, Miss Melanie Vega. While giving her a hard time about how she never communicates with me she said she wanted me to call her. To which I replied, “OK so I’ll give you a call and say ‘Get your ass over here and we’ll do some coke and watch porno.’” She laughed hysterically as most people do when I speak to them and then this kid came out of no where and says, “Yo man you’re into that?” and I said “What watching porno?” and he said “No, Coke.” and I was like “No dude, I was just joking about the coke. Thats all I do is joke about coke because its the funniest thing in the world to me.” To which he said, “Oh too bad cause I coulda hooked you up.” and then he left and everyone in the room was like “OH MY GOD!!!” Then we went to Wendy’s at 1:45 only to find out it was closed and I became irate…

So my movie that I’ve been talking about for a trillion years is beginning to take shape. Today I had a discussion with Turbo about it in which I revealed the major plot points and jist of the story. I will not reveal them to you. But I will tell you that the main character is me, the story involves me going crazy, lots of violence, a tragic love affair, and the title of the movie is going to be, “Sean Piotrowski’s Ballet of Death”

Time to get the party started…

Till next time…”I’m met my maker and made him cry and on my shoulder he asked me why…”