“Hey look at Bob Piotrowski save that wolf’s life…No wait, thats Tommy Lee Jones…”
Another week has begun. I am very very very tired of school. I want it to be over. I have a nice amount of work to do before the end and I really just do not want to do it. My weekend was subpar. I saw The Hunted was a decent action flick. I enjoyed it a lot. Eh nothing to really talk about cause nothing really goes on…The summer will bring interesting fodder I promise…

Zelda Journal: Day 4

Today I didn’t accomplish much. I did a lot of exploring and obtained many items and upgrades that I will need later on in my journey. I learned two new songs for the Wind Waker. One of which is pretty hot sounding. After all of that I got Medli and we’re about to enter the Earth dungeon. More on that as it develops.

After talking with the pirates and securing the third pearl. I had to plant all 3 of the pearls at various locations. After planting them and huge structure rose from the ocean which upon I entered. Upon entering this super structure I learned that it housed the “Challege of the Gods” to see if i was a true hero. After completeing this challenge I was wisked away to the land of Hyrule! Where I obtained the Master Sword…After leaving the land of Hyrule I talked with the boat to learn it was time to return to the Forsaken Fortress or whatever its called to go and fight for my sister back. After climbing my way back up to the top of the tower and freeing my sister the huge retarted bird that stole her wanted to fight. And fight we did. The Pirates took my sister and the other girls back to safety and I stayed and kicked the Bird’s ass. Upon defeating it I climbed even higher to Ganon’s room. Upon entering I learned the Master Sword lost its power against evil and that I would have to go and get it back. After being saved at the last minute by the Dragon Lord Valoo I was wisked away to my boat. The dragon also burned down Ganon’s tower. The boat told me to take the Lead Girl Pirate to Hyrule. So I did, turns out She is infact PRINCESS ZELDA! I didn’t see that coming at all. It also turns out that my boat is also Zelda’s father THE KING OF HYRULE! Its hard to explain all of this but it turns out that by pulling the Master Sword I unwakened Ganon’s evil magic which in turn awakened Zelda and her Father along with the Kingdom of Hyrule from its slumber. So to make a long story short I need to find the Triforce of Courage and get the Evil fighting power for the Master Sword back and then once again I can fight and Kill Ganon! So now I’m off to find the 8 pieces of the triforce…

I’m too tired to write anything else…More shit tommrow…Night all.

“Yes I would give everything I own for Jessica Rabbit…”

Allright so I finally watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and in the words of my roommate, “I always liked this movie but I don’t remember it being THIS good.” Touche roomie, touche! Yesterday Frank and Melany came over to work on crap Systems Analysis and Design. It was truly crappy… Erica made her first Rider appearance in three years last night when she stopped by to say hello with her friends Valerie and the always enjoyable Gina (or as I call her “Family”). Was good to see her and Gina again and nice to meet Val. I look foward to a future visit. Yesterday in movie class we finished the German film we were watching called, “M”. It was about this child murderer. It was nuts. The murderer was the fat guy from Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Journey to the Center of the Earth, Peter Lorre. I though I recognized him. To which Kevin whipped, “You sure know your movies Sean” Ahhh yes Kevin I know I do

Tonight the Systems group is coming over to work more on the project then hit the pub at 10 PM should be a hot time…

Zelda Journal: Day 2

So Day 2 had me in The Forest Haven infront of the Deku Tree. The Deku Tree told me that one of his “seedlings” was lost in the Forbidden Woods. SO off I went to rescue. After a lengthy trek into these Forbidden Woods I found a boomerang which helped defeat many of my foes. A trust tool it truly is. After this I came in contact with the “tenticle plant” to which I defeated this huge monster. After returning the “seedling” to the Deku Tree and reciving the Earth Pearl I was on my way to track down my Pirate friends at the advice of the talking red dragon-head boat…I am currently docked next to the Pirate Ship awaiting the next part to this saga…

Till we meet again…”YO HO YO HO A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME!”

“Unlike Don Taylor, I do not enjoy Hennessy and Cranberry Juice…”

AHHH YESS March 25th came and it went but the fun of the things I bought still lingers. The Legend of Zelda, Jackass: The Movie, and Roger Rabbit all have made me super happy. I watched Jackass and all the extra footage its a solid and hot DVD. The roomie and his girlfriend never saw it and they were crying with laughter. So that was good. I also killed another whole bag of Funyuns.

Monday recap: Had work to do. Danielle was bugging me to go to the Pub with her so I was like “OK I’ll go”. I made Frank and his rooommate Jim drop what they were doing to come. I also got Lauren and her roomie Jackie to come to the Pub even though they don’t like beer. (Yes thats how good I truly am. I got girls who don’t like beer to come to the pub) Anyway we all had a lot of fun on a Monday night. I even got into a fight with Jim about how much people who like Dave Matthews suck. It was a hot debate. Then Lauren and Danielle came back for some Super Smash Brothers: Melee action. It was an equal match all around only because I didn’t use Marth like I normally do.

Zelda Journal: Day 1
My first day with Zelda was truly a memorable one. After being given my Green Suit and Green Hat to signify that I have become grown up my sister was stolen by a huge bird. Luckily these Pirates that were sitting in the water had an idea on where the bird might be from. After saying good bye to my Grandmother and finding a shield I was off on adventure on the high seas. We arrived at the Forbidden Fortress where I stormed the fortress by being launched in a barrell over the walls. After fighting my way through and finding the cell with my sister and other little girls the stupid bird picked me up and took me away. On my way out I caught my first glipse of Ganon. Ganon the evil overlord who seems to be behind all of this evilness. The bird then dropped me far off in the ocean. When I came too I was inside of this boat that talked and has a dragon head. He took me to this island where we had to find him a sail. I did. Then we were off to Dragon Island. Dragon Island is a land of great peril for the Great Dragon Vallo was in a horrible mood. After figuring out that his tail was stuck in a volcano and was being tortured by an evil monster. I killed the monster and saved the Island and Vallo. After that me and the talking lion headed boat sailed off with the south wind to The Forest Haven, which is home to the Deku Tree. As we remaind docked on shore I had to go to sleep so I left only return later today…

“When my PC is at school this is my Ghetto ass work area that I come to you live from…”

Spring break is now over. Quick recap because I haven’t said much this week. Basically hung out with Shane a lot and worked. The Rindos family came over last night for a good time. Been following the war a lot you all know how I feel on that by now…I am ready to go back to school. I have a big week coming up with work and toys. Here is a heads up: Tuesday the new Zelda comes out for GameCube along with the 2-disc Roger Rabbit Special Edition DVD and the Jackass DVD. Tuesday is going to be an expensive day for me. Of course I will keep all of you posted on the developments with all of those as I am sure you all CANNOT wait to hear all about them.

So I figured with all we’ve been through this week that I’d make you all smile with another “Schemes of Sean Piotrowsk’s Past”:

This scheme as always involves my partner in crime Shane. You see back in 8th grade Shane and I used to like to play games over the computer. Most of you maybe familiar with the fact that you can play games over the internet with like 8 people at once but back then if you wanted to play a game it was usually one on one. You used to have to use your modem and call the other computer they would connect and you could play games. Well some games didn’t have modem support for that and you could only play them over a network. Shane and I being the computer dorks that we are figured out a way to play them even though we didn’t have a network. There was program called SirIPX and it basically allowed you to connect to a BBS (Bulliten Board Service) that supported IPX networking and it made your computer think it was on an IPX network. So with this emulted IPX network you could play any IPX game. Problem was neither Shane or I belonged to a BBS that supported it and the only ones that did you had to pay for. Then one day Shane called me and was like “Dude I found a BBS that supports IPX” and I was like “Thats cool” it was called the Concentric Network. It basically was an ISP and BBS service. Problem was you had to pay for it like all the others. But unlike other BBS’s this one allowed you to input credit card information while you were signing up for it. You see back in the day most BBS’s didn’t allow that so you couldn’t do it. Anyway Shane and I had these programs for your computer that would generate credit card numbers. Back then companies would check to see that the credit card number given was the valid number algorithem and then would check to see if it was a valid account later on. So what Shane and I figured out was that you could connect to Concentric Network, sign up for a new account, put in a generated CC number, and then you’d have complete access to the Concentric Network until you disconnected. So Shane and I would do this everytime we wanted to play a game. We did this up until about Sophmore year in high school and then one day we couldn’t do it anymore. Why? Because the Concentric Network changed the entire way they allowed people to sign up for their service. By the way it used to be $20 a month for that service so do the math…$20 a sign up, over 4 years, and done multiple times a day by two people. I think thats a decent amount right there…

Shane says: “Well first off, I hope theres not anyone who reads your site who works for any governmental agency. So for that I might hafta kick you in the nuts. But otherwise, thats still some of the funniest stuff, we were so paranoid at times. I used to hide the floppy disks in the vents ala the Hackers movie. P.S. - We really aren’t big fuckin dorks anymore.”

Well folks I hope you enjoyed that one…I gotta go get ready for school so until later…”LISTEN ALL Y’ALL ITS A SABOTAGE!”