flavadog6: your a winner in life, in all aspects, and not just with the ladies
Im A Walrus 9: am i really?
flavadog6: id have to say yeah
Im A Walrus 9: wow
Im A Walrus 9: thank you
flavadog6: i mean the apron and the chef hat seal the deal

New Welcome Graphic to celebrate my father’s comedic genius…

crackerman7710: my favorite beer would probably be the irish HARP…. from the brewers at guinness
Im A Walrus 9: yes
Im A Walrus 9: i know of harp
Im A Walrus 9: my dad shared its bountiful goodness with me at the young age of 5
Im A Walrus 9: and proceeded to give me a harp button for me to wear proudly
crackerman7710: ah yes
Im A Walrus 9: i still have it
crackerman7710: the joys of drinking as a toddler are quite familiar
Im A Walrus 9: yes
Im A Walrus 9: for that
Im A Walrus 9: we owe our fathers much
crackerman7710: the lessons learned by the “last sips” of each can are far greater than any school teacher can provide
Im A Walrus 9: that my friend is the greatest quote ever delivered by any single man
crackerman7710: the gift of family should not be taken lightly for that reason alone
Im A Walrus 9: i have shed a tear for the many fathers lost for various reasons and unable to share this gift of beer with their sons
crackerman7710: well hopefully we can touch the lives of these underpriveledged children before the day of their 21st birthday
Im A Walrus 9: yes we must buy alcohold for the extremely youthful
crackerman7710: if we can just get one child under ten years old drunk each year… then we will have served our duty to mankind
crackerman7710: with a quality beer that is
Im A Walrus 9: no beast for these youngsters
crackerman7710: no
crackerman7710: that is a lesson they must learn on their own
Im A Walrus 9: we shall not be responsable for these actions for i remember the day i heard of the fabled BEAST and did not believe of its exsistence. but then one faithful day i met the beast and made it my friend
crackerman7710: if somehow you can harness the power of the beast and use it for good…….. that would truly be the meaning of life
Im A Walrus 9: i think we could conquer AIDS, cancer, world hunger, and Iraq in one 30 pack if we could figure that out
crackerman7710: my friend…. that is a nice dream…. but i feel its only chance is if it were the power of beast ICE…..
Im A Walrus 9: how true that is
Im A Walrus 9: and when it does happen children will gather in circles around the world and hold hands and sing of the day BEAST ICE saved the world
crackerman7710: yes… then they will see that the real “beast” lies only within our own self
Im A Walrus 9: and until we learn to slay that beast then and only then do we learn how to control it for our own good and personal gain
crackerman7710: well my friend… i shall now retire with the hopes and dreams of a nation and world united at once by the power of beast
Im A Walrus 9: yes
crackerman7710: i fair thee well
Im A Walrus 9: good night good sir
Im A Walrus 9: i shall speak with you again soon
crackerman7710: aye sir
crackerman7710: fair morrow
Im A Walrus 9: fair morrow

GregColeman: hahah i had this really weird dream last night…u worked in radio shack with somebody else we know, but i cant remember who. anyways, there was like a tv on display, and it didnt have a picture (now i remember, it was ryan christie), so yea the tv didnt have a picture but i knew that it was attached to a video camera that was filming another tv in the back room that had like a good television show on. so i finally got the camera workin, and poof the tv on display showed the television show from the tv in the back room, but it was all off center, so i had to use a joystick to control the camera in the back, but i couldnt quite figure out how to do it. so then i kept buggin you to straighten out the picture. so this camera wasnt only hooked up to the joystick, but also to a keyboard for some reason. so since u had been workin at this radioshack for years u knew exactly how to position

GregColeman: the camera correctly with the keyboard and it took you like 2 seconds to type in like a whole shitload of commands, and bam the camera was positioned correctly. so then i was watchin the tv and stuff and i had to go take a piss (its a radio shack in a mall btw). so im like sean i gotta go take a piss and u were like yea so do i, so we both started walkin towards the bathroom and then we see ryan christie, and hes like connecting these wires in some sorta contraption, but the contraption was still in its packaging, so im like ryan u should prolly not open that thing

GregColeman: so then he closes the packaging back up and starts walking towards like this kiddie ride and opens up a secret compartment below it, and thats where radio shack stores all of the stuff that doesnt fit in their back room, but like it was a big secret and i was all happy that he let me in on the secret, so next thing i know we’re in the bathroom, and im lookin around and i find this urinal that was there before they re-modeled the bathroom. so im like sean im gonna go piss in this welfare urinal and u start like laughing hysterically. so yea i start pissin n everything

GregColeman: and the wall is like curving out towards me as im pissing like the wall is moving or somethin. so im pissin all over the floor, and everywhere my piss touches the ground it goes back to the way it was before they remodeled the bathroom. the whole time ur still fuckin laughin and not pissin. so then this family walks in the bathroom and im still pissin. and the father goes to take a piss and the mother and her like 6 year old son goes over to the sinks. well by this time im done pissin so i go to wash my hands. so i get up to the sink and its weird cuz they have that pink

GregColeman: hand soap, but its not in like the dispenser thing, its just kinda sittin in a bowl, so i pour some soap into my hands and im washin my hands and im listenin to the woman like yelling at her kid about how she has aids and how she wants a big thick juicy steak. they leave the bathroom and next thing i know im sittin on one of those concrete things that they have in parking lots where it wont let u park too far forward in a spot. and i look over and ur gone but jay eagan is there and hes carrying mexican food. ohh shit im with all the ullmans at this point i totally forgot

GregColeman: so yea ur gone, im with dave steph and their mom (no dad), and we’re all in this parking lot and im reading text messages on my phone when i see jay eagan and his mexican food in these big plastic to-go container things. so then somebody calls this dude on his cell phone and its screen is blindingly bright and then steph and mrs ullman (who has a broken leg) leave to go eat or something and im with just dave ullman now. i look over and hes gone and then i wake up. how fuckin weird is that. ahhh i feel so much better now.

Yea so I’m back at College. NEGLECTED TO TELL YOU I’m SORRY! Rider is quite a different land these days. White people joinin black frats, friends not friends, people not hangin with the same crew, and ever lasting bonds that even though might be different will never break. As I sit here in the same room I was in when I was a freshmen with no friends I feel as if everything in here is the same but its the outside world that has changed. When people come and sit on the couch its like they never left to begin with. No matter whats goin on in your life, no matter if you hate me or you love me, wether you miss me or you don’t if you’ve been on the couch even just once; come back and sit down. Well time for me to go back to my classless Friday. THATS RIGHT I NEVER EVER HAVE CLASS ON FRIDAYS! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAH! Allright time for me to do something. PEACE OUT ALL. Expect big things this year…